Watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open stream online at watchtennisonline.net if you need some excitement in your life, and who doesn't, really? I mean I certainly do. Not that worrying about where the rent is coming from isn't exciting. It most certainly is. It is, and the sight of my landlord's stone-hard face can certainly set my heart pumping and my blood coursing. But there's a difference between that and the sort of thing that happens to me when I see top-class tennis. Which is what I expect to see when I logon to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open stream online.
I mean, when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open stream online, I expect to see excellent athletes, in peak condition, pushing the limits of that peak condition till I can almost hear the strain on muscle and sinew. My sympathetic nervous system, and I use the term advisedly, resonates with those athletes. I can feel their pain. [Their virtual pain, of course. There's very little point in taking things too far.]
When I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open stream online, my empathy with the physical exertions of the players is such that I have been known to break into a sweat. My wife thinks that happens only when I cannot reach the remote for the a/c. but then the woman has always been prone to rash statements like that.
I, with my intimate knowledge of myself, know that when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open stream online at watchtennisonline.net, I am having a real experience. That through a process of biofeedback and electro-magnetic radiation, and a fair amount of discipline and dedication, I am forced to add, I have achieved a state of synergy.
I have learned, after much study and research, how to get the benefit of other people's exercise, without actually having to move. I have learned how to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open stream online, from a supine position, for a preference, and still enjoy the benefits of exercise conducted thousands of kilometers away from where I am watching. I don't think I should be reviled for having taken a step closer to homo superiority. If anything, I should be applauded, perhaps even feted, for having discovered a way to improve myself without the expenditure of energy, which, as we all know, is in short supply.
No, I think the woman does me a disservice when she dismisses my theories as the ravings of a man with too much time on his hands.
I reject that argument completely. I have exactly as much time on my hands as anyone else. Perhaps less, my doctor tells me, unless I stop smoking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like she, my doctor doesn't know really old people who smoke. Whatever.
I know one thing. Not only am I going to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open stream online at watchtennisonline.net, but also, as long as I am there, I am going to register so that I can watch upcoming tennis matches. I'm going to be in such great shape before the tennis season is over, my wife will...she is going to...to tell the truth, it's hard to say what she will do.
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Watch Mutua Madrilena Madrid Open Stream Online.
Watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open stream online at watchtennisonline.net if you need some excitement in your life, and who doesn't, really? I mean I certainly do. Not that worrying about where the rent is coming from isn't exciting. It most certainly is. It is, and the sight of my landlord's stone-hard face can certainly set my heart pumping and my blood coursing. But there's a difference between that and the sort of thing that happens to me when I see top-class tennis. Which is what I expect to see when I logon to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open stream online.
I mean, when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open stream online, I expect to see excellent athletes, in peak condition, pushing the limits of that peak condition till I can almost hear the strain on muscle and sinew. My sympathetic nervous system, and I use the term advisedly, resonates with those athletes. I can feel their pain. [Their virtual pain, of course. There's very little point in taking things too far.]
When I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open stream online, my empathy with the physical exertions of the players is such that I have been known to break into a sweat. My wife thinks that happens only when I cannot reach the remote for the a/c. but then the woman has always been prone to rash statements like that.
I, with my intimate knowledge of myself, know that when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open stream online at watchtennisonline.net, I am having a real experience. That through a process of biofeedback and electro-magnetic radiation, and a fair amount of discipline and dedication, I am forced to add, I have achieved a state of synergy.
I have learned, after much study and research, how to get the benefit of other people's exercise, without actually having to move. I have learned how to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open stream online, from a supine position, for a preference, and still enjoy the benefits of exercise conducted thousands of kilometers away from where I am watching. I don't think I should be reviled for having taken a step closer to homo superiority. If anything, I should be applauded, perhaps even feted, for having discovered a way to improve myself without the expenditure of energy, which, as we all know, is in short supply.
No, I think the woman does me a disservice when she dismisses my theories as the ravings of a man with too much time on his hands.
I reject that argument completely. I have exactly as much time on my hands as anyone else. Perhaps less, my doctor tells me, unless I stop smoking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like she, my doctor doesn't know really old people who smoke. Whatever.
I know one thing. Not only am I going to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open stream online at watchtennisonline.net, but also, as long as I am there, I am going to register so that I can watch upcoming tennis matches. I'm going to be in such great shape before the tennis season is over, my wife will...she is going to...to tell the truth, it's hard to say what she will do.
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I mean, when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open stream online, I expect to see excellent athletes, in peak condition, pushing the limits of that peak condition till I can almost hear the strain on muscle and sinew. My sympathetic nervous system, and I use the term advisedly, resonates with those athletes. I can feel their pain. [Their virtual pain, of course. There's very little point in taking things too far.]
When I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open stream online, my empathy with the physical exertions of the players is such that I have been known to break into a sweat. My wife thinks that happens only when I cannot reach the remote for the a/c. but then the woman has always been prone to rash statements like that.
I, with my intimate knowledge of myself, know that when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open stream online at watchtennisonline.net, I am having a real experience. That through a process of biofeedback and electro-magnetic radiation, and a fair amount of discipline and dedication, I am forced to add, I have achieved a state of synergy.
I have learned, after much study and research, how to get the benefit of other people's exercise, without actually having to move. I have learned how to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open stream online, from a supine position, for a preference, and still enjoy the benefits of exercise conducted thousands of kilometers away from where I am watching. I don't think I should be reviled for having taken a step closer to homo superiority. If anything, I should be applauded, perhaps even feted, for having discovered a way to improve myself without the expenditure of energy, which, as we all know, is in short supply.
No, I think the woman does me a disservice when she dismisses my theories as the ravings of a man with too much time on his hands.
I reject that argument completely. I have exactly as much time on my hands as anyone else. Perhaps less, my doctor tells me, unless I stop smoking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like she, my doctor doesn't know really old people who smoke. Whatever.
I know one thing. Not only am I going to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open stream online at watchtennisonline.net, but also, as long as I am there, I am going to register so that I can watch upcoming tennis matches. I'm going to be in such great shape before the tennis season is over, my wife will...she is going to...to tell the truth, it's hard to say what she will do.
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I want to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online, and while searching for information on when I should log on to watchtennisonline.net, to be able to do so, I ran into a startling piece of information that has started me thinking. Not that I am not going to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online; I am, but...
Now, while it is not federal law, yet, it has been suggested that before I expose society to my thinking, I give folks fair warning. I could take umbrage at this but I don't, largely because I am aware of the fact that prophets are rarely appreciated for the width and breadth of their thinking. So, consider this paragraph the warning
So, there I was, looking to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online, and seeking info on the dates, when, quite by happenstance, I chanced upon the People's Daily Online, in English, [with the option of at least 5 other languages]. There, laid out rather casually, a bit too casually, if you know what I mean, among the other news stories, was the information that when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online, I will not be seeing Chile's Fernando Gonzalez in this edition of the tournament.
I was intrigued. More than intrigued, I was puzzled.
While it is true that when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online at watchtennisonline.net, the absence of the number 12 seed in the tournament will be noted, I find it interesting that the official organ, [you should pardon the expression], of the People's Republic of China would find that a noteworthy fact. So noteworthy, in fact, that it was the only story on the page, and all the other links to sports stories, ten of them in all, with five of the ten stories concerning Dinara Safin's entry into the French Open final, which hasn't happened yet.
So there I am, looking to see when I can watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online, and I'm being given information on a high-middle level player who will not be playing.
Aha, I said to myself, being the only one interested in what I had to say, this is after all, the Chinese Year of the Rat and there is a strong whiff of cheese in the air.
Then it hit me. Like a Tsongas' power serve, it hit me.
I am not nor will ever be, the only one in the world seeking information on when to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online.
What I was looking at, quite obviously, was a coded message. Without pointing any chopsticks at anyone, someone was conveying information to someone else.
I was stunned. This just wasn't cricket, if you know what I mean. Using sports to conduct nefarious state-sponsored activities in the guise of a health report, in 6 languages, no less.
Therefore I have taken a vow.
Not only will I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online, at watchtennisonline.net, I will also register at the site so that I have access to upcoming tennis matches.
Combining close attention with, even if I say so myself, an incisive intellect, I expect to crack that code.
This message may self-destruct. I'm sending it on to HQ. hard to say what they will do with it.
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Now, while it is not federal law, yet, it has been suggested that before I expose society to my thinking, I give folks fair warning. I could take umbrage at this but I don't, largely because I am aware of the fact that prophets are rarely appreciated for the width and breadth of their thinking. So, consider this paragraph the warning
So, there I was, looking to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online, and seeking info on the dates, when, quite by happenstance, I chanced upon the People's Daily Online, in English, [with the option of at least 5 other languages]. There, laid out rather casually, a bit too casually, if you know what I mean, among the other news stories, was the information that when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online, I will not be seeing Chile's Fernando Gonzalez in this edition of the tournament.
I was intrigued. More than intrigued, I was puzzled.
While it is true that when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online at watchtennisonline.net, the absence of the number 12 seed in the tournament will be noted, I find it interesting that the official organ, [you should pardon the expression], of the People's Republic of China would find that a noteworthy fact. So noteworthy, in fact, that it was the only story on the page, and all the other links to sports stories, ten of them in all, with five of the ten stories concerning Dinara Safin's entry into the French Open final, which hasn't happened yet.
So there I am, looking to see when I can watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online, and I'm being given information on a high-middle level player who will not be playing.
Aha, I said to myself, being the only one interested in what I had to say, this is after all, the Chinese Year of the Rat and there is a strong whiff of cheese in the air.
Then it hit me. Like a Tsongas' power serve, it hit me.
I am not nor will ever be, the only one in the world seeking information on when to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online.
What I was looking at, quite obviously, was a coded message. Without pointing any chopsticks at anyone, someone was conveying information to someone else.
I was stunned. This just wasn't cricket, if you know what I mean. Using sports to conduct nefarious state-sponsored activities in the guise of a health report, in 6 languages, no less.
Therefore I have taken a vow.
Not only will I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online, at watchtennisonline.net, I will also register at the site so that I have access to upcoming tennis matches.
Combining close attention with, even if I say so myself, an incisive intellect, I expect to crack that code.
This message may self-destruct. I'm sending it on to HQ. hard to say what they will do with it.
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Watch Mutua Madrilena Madrid Open 2010 Live Online
I want to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online, and while searching for information on when I should log on to watchtennisonline.net, to be able to do so, I ran into a startling piece of information that has started me thinking. Not that I am not going to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online; I am, but...
Now, while it is not federal law, yet, it has been suggested that before I expose society to my thinking, I give folks fair warning. I could take umbrage at this but I don't, largely because I am aware of the fact that prophets are rarely appreciated for the width and breadth of their thinking. So, consider this paragraph the warning
So, there I was, looking to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online, and seeking info on the dates, when, quite by happenstance, I chanced upon the People's Daily Online, in English, [with the option of at least 5 other languages]. There, laid out rather casually, a bit too casually, if you know what I mean, among the other news stories, was the information that when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online, I will not be seeing Chile's Fernando Gonzalez in this edition of the tournament.
I was intrigued. More than intrigued, I was puzzled.
While it is true that when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online at watchtennisonline.net, the absence of the number 12 seed in the tournament will be noted, I find it interesting that the official organ, [you should pardon the expression], of the People's Republic of China would find that a noteworthy fact. So noteworthy, in fact, that it was the only story on the page, and all the other links to sports stories, ten of them in all, with five of the ten stories concerning Dinara Safin's entry into the French Open final, which hasn't happened yet.
So there I am, looking to see when I can watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online, and I'm being given information on a high-middle level player who will not be playing.
Aha, I said to myself, being the only one interested in what I had to say, this is after all, the Chinese Year of the Rat and there is a strong whiff of cheese in the air.
Then it hit me. Like a Tsongas' power serve, it hit me.
I am not nor will ever be, the only one in the world seeking information on when to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online.
What I was looking at, quite obviously, was a coded message. Without pointing any chopsticks at anyone, someone was conveying information to someone else.
I was stunned. This just wasn't cricket, if you know what I mean. Using sports to conduct nefarious state-sponsored activities in the guise of a health report, in 6 languages, no less.
Therefore I have taken a vow.
Not only will I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online, at watchtennisonline.net, I will also register at the site so that I have access to upcoming tennis matches.
Combining close attention with, even if I say so myself, an incisive intellect, I expect to crack that code.
This message may self-destruct. I'm sending it on to HQ. hard to say what they will do with it.
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Now, while it is not federal law, yet, it has been suggested that before I expose society to my thinking, I give folks fair warning. I could take umbrage at this but I don't, largely because I am aware of the fact that prophets are rarely appreciated for the width and breadth of their thinking. So, consider this paragraph the warning
So, there I was, looking to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online, and seeking info on the dates, when, quite by happenstance, I chanced upon the People's Daily Online, in English, [with the option of at least 5 other languages]. There, laid out rather casually, a bit too casually, if you know what I mean, among the other news stories, was the information that when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online, I will not be seeing Chile's Fernando Gonzalez in this edition of the tournament.
I was intrigued. More than intrigued, I was puzzled.
While it is true that when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online at watchtennisonline.net, the absence of the number 12 seed in the tournament will be noted, I find it interesting that the official organ, [you should pardon the expression], of the People's Republic of China would find that a noteworthy fact. So noteworthy, in fact, that it was the only story on the page, and all the other links to sports stories, ten of them in all, with five of the ten stories concerning Dinara Safin's entry into the French Open final, which hasn't happened yet.
So there I am, looking to see when I can watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online, and I'm being given information on a high-middle level player who will not be playing.
Aha, I said to myself, being the only one interested in what I had to say, this is after all, the Chinese Year of the Rat and there is a strong whiff of cheese in the air.
Then it hit me. Like a Tsongas' power serve, it hit me.
I am not nor will ever be, the only one in the world seeking information on when to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online.
What I was looking at, quite obviously, was a coded message. Without pointing any chopsticks at anyone, someone was conveying information to someone else.
I was stunned. This just wasn't cricket, if you know what I mean. Using sports to conduct nefarious state-sponsored activities in the guise of a health report, in 6 languages, no less.
Therefore I have taken a vow.
Not only will I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 live online, at watchtennisonline.net, I will also register at the site so that I have access to upcoming tennis matches.
Combining close attention with, even if I say so myself, an incisive intellect, I expect to crack that code.
This message may self-destruct. I'm sending it on to HQ. hard to say what they will do with it.
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I want to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid tennis 2010 streaming at watchtennisonline.net, but I have a problem.
What problem?
I don't know the address.
But you just said the address.
When?
Just now, when you said you wanted to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid tennis 2010 streaming.
Where?
Back there, at the start of the paragraph. I clearly heard you state the address. I think you are just trying to take the mickey out of me.
No, I swear by all that's tennis and the gods that rule it, I am not trying to take the mickey out of you. I like the mickey in you. Your mickey is what makes you, you. When I say that I want to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid tennis 2010 streaming, but that I don't have an address to go to, I am being genuine.
Shall I quote you?
Please do.
Okay. At the start of this little exercise you said, and I quote, "I want to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid tennis 2010 streaming at watchtennisonline.net, but I have a problem", end quote. Incidentally, when you logon, and after you register with the site, you will have access to all upcoming tennis matches.
And I am quite willing to repeat that statement and stand by it.
You also said that your problem was that you didn't have an address.
Your point?
My point is that you actually uttered the address.
When?
Right after you said that you wanted to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid tennis 2010 streaming. just before you went on to say that you had the problem of not having an address to go to.
I think I see the problem. When I said that I wanted to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid tennis 2010 streaming, but that I had a problem with the address, I was not referring to the web address. I know exactly where I have to go on the WorlWideWeb to be able to watch the match.
Then, to which address are you referring, exactly.
Why, the street address of the stadium, of course.
Wait a minute. You know that to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid tennis 2010 streaming, all you have to do is logon to watchtennisonline.net, [and register if you would like access to upcoming tennis matches], and you are still exercised about not having a street address. This does not make sense.
Why not?
Why would you need, or even want, the street address for a tournament that you are going to watch on the net?
So that I can see what the tennis-gods see when they look down on the match from that Tennis Club in the Sky.
Have you been taking your meds? You don't sound well.
Look it's simple. When I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid tennis 2010 streaming on the net, I will be watching a smashing tennis tournament. Yes?
Yes, and I believe I made that point, first.
Okay. Now, if I had the street address of where the match is being held I could google-satellite-locate the stadium, and watch the tourney with a contextual appreciation for the events. I'm told that's what the tennis-gods do, and I wanted the same experience.
You have been skipping your meds.
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What problem?
I don't know the address.
But you just said the address.
When?
Just now, when you said you wanted to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid tennis 2010 streaming.
Where?
Back there, at the start of the paragraph. I clearly heard you state the address. I think you are just trying to take the mickey out of me.
No, I swear by all that's tennis and the gods that rule it, I am not trying to take the mickey out of you. I like the mickey in you. Your mickey is what makes you, you. When I say that I want to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid tennis 2010 streaming, but that I don't have an address to go to, I am being genuine.
Shall I quote you?
Please do.
Okay. At the start of this little exercise you said, and I quote, "I want to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid tennis 2010 streaming at watchtennisonline.net, but I have a problem", end quote. Incidentally, when you logon, and after you register with the site, you will have access to all upcoming tennis matches.
And I am quite willing to repeat that statement and stand by it.
You also said that your problem was that you didn't have an address.
Your point?
My point is that you actually uttered the address.
When?
Right after you said that you wanted to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid tennis 2010 streaming. just before you went on to say that you had the problem of not having an address to go to.
I think I see the problem. When I said that I wanted to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid tennis 2010 streaming, but that I had a problem with the address, I was not referring to the web address. I know exactly where I have to go on the WorlWideWeb to be able to watch the match.
Then, to which address are you referring, exactly.
Why, the street address of the stadium, of course.
Wait a minute. You know that to watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid tennis 2010 streaming, all you have to do is logon to watchtennisonline.net, [and register if you would like access to upcoming tennis matches], and you are still exercised about not having a street address. This does not make sense.
Why not?
Why would you need, or even want, the street address for a tournament that you are going to watch on the net?
So that I can see what the tennis-gods see when they look down on the match from that Tennis Club in the Sky.
Have you been taking your meds? You don't sound well.
Look it's simple. When I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid tennis 2010 streaming on the net, I will be watching a smashing tennis tournament. Yes?
Yes, and I believe I made that point, first.
Okay. Now, if I had the street address of where the match is being held I could google-satellite-locate the stadium, and watch the tourney with a contextual appreciation for the events. I'm told that's what the tennis-gods do, and I wanted the same experience.
You have been skipping your meds.
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When I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online at watchtennisonline.net, what is it that I will be watching?
I beg your pardon?
I said when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online, what will I be watching.
Actually, you didn't say that, you asked it.
Does that weasel response mean that you don't know?
No, of course not.
You don't know what it means?
I do know what it means.
But, you said...
What are we, an Abbot and Costello routine?
Look, there's no reason for you to get shirty. I'm just trying to be an informed consumer, that's all. I just want to know what it is I am going to be doing when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online, that's all. If you don't know, just say so, and I'll move on.
I do know what it means. And I'll be happy to explain it to you, just as soon as you give me a chance to do so.
Go ahead then.
I'm not sure I really want to anymore. Not after you cast all those aspersions on my abilities to bring knowledge and light into your dark world.
What aspersions? I was just...
No, don't start. Now listen carefully, when you watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online at watchtennisonline.net, [where, incidentally, you can register to get access to upcoming matches online], you are watching a tennis tournament.
Is that all? I thought it would be some sort of huge cultural event that showcased Spanish dancing or something like that.
Did I just hear you dismiss the Madrid open tennis tournament with that off-hand statement of 'Is that all'?
Well, actually, that was a question as well, but, without denigrating the abilities of the folks involved, I must say, I was expecting something more culturally significant when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online.
Let me get this straight. As I understand you, you do not find any cultural significance in a tennis tournament with a prize total in excess of 3.5 million Euros. Are you being obtuse on purpose, just to annoy me?
What does obtuse mean?
Look, just consider the facts. When we watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online, we are watching the champions of varied and separate cultural entities, i.e. countries, competing for a prize, the most coveted prize of all, and the prize for which entire empires have battled and sometimes lost. I'm talking about money, cold, hard, negotiable, bankable, taxable, cash.
Listen, I'm not knocking cash. Nor the fact that when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online I am watching men and women from all over the world competing, for what I have recently learned to be an enormous cash prize. All I'm saying is that such an event hardly ranks as a cultural event.
Would you agree that money is a cultural artifact?
Well, although I regret the fact, yes.
Then it follows that when you watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online at watchtennisonline.net, you are watching a cultural event. Quod erat demonstradum.
I'm gonna have to give you that one.
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I beg your pardon?
I said when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online, what will I be watching.
Actually, you didn't say that, you asked it.
Does that weasel response mean that you don't know?
No, of course not.
You don't know what it means?
I do know what it means.
But, you said...
What are we, an Abbot and Costello routine?
Look, there's no reason for you to get shirty. I'm just trying to be an informed consumer, that's all. I just want to know what it is I am going to be doing when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online, that's all. If you don't know, just say so, and I'll move on.
I do know what it means. And I'll be happy to explain it to you, just as soon as you give me a chance to do so.
Go ahead then.
I'm not sure I really want to anymore. Not after you cast all those aspersions on my abilities to bring knowledge and light into your dark world.
What aspersions? I was just...
No, don't start. Now listen carefully, when you watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online at watchtennisonline.net, [where, incidentally, you can register to get access to upcoming matches online], you are watching a tennis tournament.
Is that all? I thought it would be some sort of huge cultural event that showcased Spanish dancing or something like that.
Did I just hear you dismiss the Madrid open tennis tournament with that off-hand statement of 'Is that all'?
Well, actually, that was a question as well, but, without denigrating the abilities of the folks involved, I must say, I was expecting something more culturally significant when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online.
Let me get this straight. As I understand you, you do not find any cultural significance in a tennis tournament with a prize total in excess of 3.5 million Euros. Are you being obtuse on purpose, just to annoy me?
What does obtuse mean?
Look, just consider the facts. When we watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online, we are watching the champions of varied and separate cultural entities, i.e. countries, competing for a prize, the most coveted prize of all, and the prize for which entire empires have battled and sometimes lost. I'm talking about money, cold, hard, negotiable, bankable, taxable, cash.
Listen, I'm not knocking cash. Nor the fact that when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online I am watching men and women from all over the world competing, for what I have recently learned to be an enormous cash prize. All I'm saying is that such an event hardly ranks as a cultural event.
Would you agree that money is a cultural artifact?
Well, although I regret the fact, yes.
Then it follows that when you watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online at watchtennisonline.net, you are watching a cultural event. Quod erat demonstradum.
I'm gonna have to give you that one.
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