Watch Mutua Madrlena Madrid Open 2010 Online

When I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online at watchtennisonline.net, what is it that I will be watching?
I beg your pardon?
I said when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online, what will I be watching.
Actually, you didn't say that, you asked it.
Does that weasel response mean that you don't know?
No, of course not.
You don't know what it means?
I do know what it means.
But, you said...
What are we, an Abbot and Costello routine?
Look, there's no reason for you to get shirty. I'm just trying to be an informed consumer, that's all. I just want to know what it is I am going to be doing when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online, that's all. If you don't know, just say so, and I'll move on.
I do know what it means. And I'll be happy to explain it to you, just as soon as you give me a chance to do so.
Go ahead then.
I'm not sure I really want to anymore. Not after you cast all those aspersions on my abilities to bring knowledge and light into your dark world.
What aspersions? I was just...
No, don't start. Now listen carefully, when you watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online at watchtennisonline.net, [where, incidentally, you can register to get access to upcoming matches online], you are watching a tennis tournament.
Is that all? I thought it would be some sort of huge cultural event that showcased Spanish dancing or something like that.
Did I just hear you dismiss the Madrid open tennis tournament with that off-hand statement of 'Is that all'?
Well, actually, that was a question as well, but, without denigrating the abilities of the folks involved, I must say, I was expecting something more culturally significant when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online.
Let me get this straight. As I understand you, you do not find any cultural significance in a tennis tournament with a prize total in excess of 3.5 million Euros. Are you being obtuse on purpose, just to annoy me?
What does obtuse mean?
Look, just consider the facts. When we watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online, we are watching the champions of varied and separate cultural entities, i.e. countries, competing for a prize, the most coveted prize of all, and the prize for which entire empires have battled and sometimes lost. I'm talking about money, cold, hard, negotiable, bankable, taxable, cash.
Listen, I'm not knocking cash. Nor the fact that when I watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online I am watching men and women from all over the world competing, for what I have recently learned to be an enormous cash prize. All I'm saying is that such an event hardly ranks as a cultural event.
Would you agree that money is a cultural artifact?
Well, although I regret the fact, yes.
Then it follows that when you watch Mutua Madrileña Madrid Open 2010 online at watchtennisonline.net, you are watching a cultural event. Quod erat demonstradum.
I'm gonna have to give you that one.

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